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Fcuk Oph.

nack'em.

Created on 2001-05-10 12:56:40 (#129258), last updated 2005-06-07

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Basic Info
Name:Jason
Birthdate:12-10
Location:GoldHill, Oregon, United States
Website:My Myspace
Bio
Well. I used to be cheerful but now my life is just masking my continuous depression and headache filled life with whatever I can find to distract me. Mutha fucka.

1. First Name: Jason
2. Middle Name: Shubidabba
3. Last Name: De
5. Hair Color: Normal.. if that is a hair color.
5. Hair Style: makeshift~mohawk
6. Eye Color: Blue And Green.. they aren't sure
7. Height: 6"
8. Location: Peepee.
9. Birthday: 12.10.82 the Day Christ was Born!! HahAH!!
10. Zodiac Sign: Sagitaritioutious
11. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: Jessica
13. Do you have a crush?: NEIN!

Favorites
15. Favorite Animal: Penguin
16. Favorite Sport: Hockey
17. Favorite Color(s): Blue
18. Favorite Friend/Friends: ...the ones who take time to talk to me.
19. Favorite Online Friend/Friends: no one likes me on here.. i just pretend i have friends.
21. Favorite Song/Songs: Swift - Swell Guy.. Cuz I'm a Swell Guy..or.. am i a monster? Into The Silence is Really fuckin good also.
22. Favorite movie quote: "Without pain, without sacrifice, you would have nothing."
24. Favorite Store: 7-11
25. Favorite Feeling: i hate you all.
26. Favorite Shoe: the feet kind.
27. Favorite Scent: hmm.. hugo boss, mens.
28. Do you wear make-up?: no ma'am.
31. In a girl, do you want more personality or looks? Depends on what part of me has the personality!! OH!!! jason is bad. bad jason.
32. What kind of personality do you like in a girl?: a humorous one. I love laughing and making people laugh.
33. Do you move fast or slow with a girl?: Flip a coin.
34. What is your idea of the perfect girl?: *sigh*
35. Would you ever ask a girl out?: yes.
38. Do you prefer blondes or brunettes: ok.

Love/Life
45. What is the first thing u notice about girls?: Is there pepper spray on that keychain?
48. What do u want to be when u grow up?: alive.
49. Do u sleep w/ stuffed animals?: fuck no... pussy.
52: How far have you gotten?: off.

Friends
1: Do you have a best friend?:
2: Whos is your best friend?: shut the fuck up.
3: Who do you e-mail the most?: i dunno..
4: Who is the meanest?: meanest what?
5: Who's the loudest?: Stacey Zmudka.. A.D.D...

Within the last 24 hours, have you...
1: Had a serious talk?: Somewhat.
2: Hugged someone?: Haven't been hugged in a long time.
3: Get along well with your parents?: yes and no. they love jesus.. i'd love to kick jesus... in tha nutsack.
4: Fought with a friend?: they're dead now.

Do you like to...
1: Give hugs?: sometimes. sometimes i run away.
2: Give back rubs?: yeah..
3: Take walks in the rain?: Oregon is Rain.
4: You ever have that falling dream?: i used to when i was little, then one night I hit the ground and never had it again. fuquin weird.
5: What color is your floor/carpet in your room? I don't have a room.
6: When you chew gum, what kind?: I don't chew gum because I swollow it. :(
7: Do you use chapstick? no.
8: How do you plan on spending the summer?: I don't know, it's winter.

Did You Ever
1. Drink?: isn't that necessary to live?
2. Smoke?: I was watching Bill O'Reilly..
3. Drugs?: Pizza is good with.. MUSHROOOOOMS!!
4. Sex?: well.. this one time, i swore she was alive... but, BOY WAS I WRONG!!
5. Made Out?: yo mamma.
6. Go on a date?: yeah.
8. Go to the movies?: no, i'm Amish.
9. Go to the mall?: of course.. I'm "hip"
10. Eaten an entire box of Oreos?: ew, no.
11. Eaten sushi?: yeah, tasty
12. Been on stage? yeah.
13. Been dumped?: like a fuckin' laxative.
14. Had someone be unfaithful to you?: she's dead.
15. Watched the smurfs?: fuck that, TRANSFORMERS RULE!
16. Hiked a mountain?: whats's that?
17. Made homemade cookies?: yea.
18. Been in love?: fuck you.
19. Seen the White House?: *BANG!*BANG!*

MoRe StuFF
1. Are you popular?: Are you gay?
2. Are you pretty?: ooh, Mr. Jameson, I do declare!
3. Do you have your own phone line?: bills suck...
4. What is your fav word to say?: I avoid cussing in person like a G rated movie.. I'm pathetic.
5. What is your fav phrase to say?: 'Next!' $ 'Times 50' <~Examply "That was Gay times 50."


What is it right now
1. What time? : 1:33pm
2. What are you doing right now?: your mom... heh.
3. What song are you listening to?: SNL Song of some sort.
4. What are you wearing?: red adidas sweater, black dickies, speedo, clown nose, bifocols, condoms on all fingers, sox.. alarm clock necklace.. and.. umm.
5. What color are your nails?: transparent


Preferences
1. Cold or hot?: umm. yes.
2. Lace or satin?: none... heh..
3. Blue or Red?: Blue
4. New or old?: different.
5. Rain or snow?: rainness.
6. Give or receive?: give.
7. Wool or cotton?: ok.
8. Rose or Daisy?: Rose.
9. Private school or public school?: Public
10. Chocolate milk or plain milk? milk is poop.
11. Celsius or Fahrenheit?: celsius is easier. stupid american's with their whole fuckin' inches and fahrenheit crappidy...
12. Spring or Fall? up or down.
13. History or Science?: nerdass.
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